You can already hear the pearl-clutching from the usual suspects. A new bill just hit the House floor to acquire Greenland and rename it Red, White, and Blueland, and the left is acting like it’s the craziest thing they’ve ever heard. But let’s take a step back—why shouldn’twe want to expand America’s greatness?

For years, Greenland has been a strategic Arctic prize, rich in natural resources and perfectly positioned to give the U.S. a stronger foothold against China and Russia in the North Atlantic. Trump floated this idea back in 2019, and of course, the media mocked him—because if Trump says it, the left has to oppose it on principle. But now, a real conversation is happening, and it’s long overdue.

Let’s be honest: the name Red, White, and Blueland is phenomenal. It tells the world exactly what Greenland would become—a proud extension of the greatest nation on Earth. No bland bureaucratic nonsense, no politically correct hand-wringing—just pure, unapologetic patriotism.

Predictably, liberals will cry about “imperialism” while happily watching China snatch up strategic territories around the world. They’ll call this proposal “absurd” while supporting unlimited foreign aid to nations that despise us. But the truth is, acquiring Greenland would be a massive win for America, both economically and geopolitically.

So yes, let’s make Red, White, and Blueland happen. And while we’re at it, let’s watch the left lose their minds in real-time over America being bold again.

See the bill... for real... here.